Leno and Letterman will be in reruns now that the Writers Guild of America is on strike? Come on now. I would hate for the networks to lose their ratings, and the advertising dollars. So I am offering my services, on a voluntary basis for the first three days, and a small fee of appreciation for each day after that if the strike is still on. Who knows, even after the strike is over, I might get an offer to write the 'metinologue' for Leno once he leaves the Tonight Show when Conan takes over. And Leno might actually be funny by then! . . .





